Techer: Pappu Mainne Tumhen Thappad Mara Iska Bhavishya Kal Batao Pappu: Chhutti Ke Baad Aapki Motersacal Pancher Milegi
Mini: Agar Main Mar Jaun To Tum Kya Karoge? Pappu: Main Bhi Mar Jaunga Mini: Par Kyon? Pappu: Tere Chakkar Men Udhari Itani Ho Gayi Hai Ki Jina Mushkil Hai
Pappu: Papa Main Fir Feel Ho Gaya Santa: Koi Nahin Tu Sher Ka Beta Hai Pappu: Techer Bhi Kahti Hai Santa: Kya? Pappu: Yahi Ki N Jane Kis Janwar Ki Aulad Hai
Pappu: Tum Ladkiyan Ek Se Jyada Bofrend Kyon Banaati Ho? Ladki: Taki Kisi Ek Par Yah Mahangai Ki Mar Na Pade
Ladki: Ab Tum Chaho To Mera Richarj Mat Karwana Pappu: Kyon Kya Koi Naukari Lag Gai? Ladki: Nahin Naya Bofrend Mil Gaya
Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta; Aaj Kal Badi Tension Men Rahate Ho? Pappu: Papa Aapko Nahin Bata Sakta! Santa: Dekho Beta Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Aur Apane Dil Ki Baat Bolo! Pappu: Kya Batau Yaar "Teri Bhabhi Naraj Ho Gayi Hai Mujhse"!